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Subject: The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please
give me the strength to cross the river"
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the river"
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please
give me the strength to cross the river"
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the river"
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Stereotypes and generalizations are funny!
...but where's the part about the woman taking 2 hours to decide which map to use, then not being able to fold it back up when she was done. Then whining to the nearest man around that there was a spider she needed killed. Then complaining that she couldn't get the lid off of a jar open.
Oh, and let's not forget, getting insanely upset that a man did not use his mind-reading powers...