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Here's a laugh on me.

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Most of us know all about the divorce diet. Well, I had an appetite today and made myself the biggest best turkey sandwich. I was about to sit down and eat it when my 15 yr. old son walked in from school and said yum, thanks Mom, and half was down his stomach before I knew he was here.

So, I went out to get more tomatoes and as I walked in, I bit into one. The only problem was that it turned out to be the meanest, hottest pepper I grow for salsa. My lip is swollen, my throat is raw and I'm not hungry anymore. Through the pain I just had to laugh. My kids are really enjoying this. Why me????
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that is fantastic! good one
so sorry for the swollen lip/raw throat but got me to chuckle also. THANK YOU. I needed it.
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So what you're saying here is all the effects of Botox at no expense...PLUS you can't overeat....thus saving a trip to the gym. I'd say that's a win/win for you today! LOL....
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since we are laughing -- I can add to this.. walking into the gym -- I am feeling pretty today (pre run) see a guy - very handsome - he looks at me, I look at him- we smile - I trip over my shoe lace, nice.
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Milk drink lots of milk.
caruTH
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I did laugh, sorry. Thanks for sharing.
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I apologize for laughing but stuff like that makes me crack up.

And Jax....SMMMOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHH
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:-D Antacids help, then you need something to get That yuck out...

Tripping while smiling-makes you Unforgettable ;-)
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