i just got a message from my exgf. she was wondering if i had a few bucks so her friend(soulmate) can get some gas. i am such a fucktard she played me like charlie danials plays the fiddle. she gave me this sad story yesterday how she had to send her boys to live with there dad cuz she can't afford to feed them. and shes sitting here supporting him. i left her thre letters WTF and she sent back asking what that meant so i sent GFY but i spelled it out Go F*** Yourself. i need a drink
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