What a roller coaster day. I nearly ran over a cyclist on the way to the vet clinic to buy my cat's ringer's lactate. There was a hotty at the vet with a very loving dog. I should have asked him out. He was eying me. I got all sad on the way home thinking about someone. Later I went to the gym and noticed another hotty. When I got home I noticed the puppy had torn into the trash and ate the cat shit I had just scooped earlier. Then I had to walk around the yard picking up trash.
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