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Divorce vs. Murder (Joke)

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A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restauant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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LMAO
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Excellent!
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THAT IS FUNNY THANKS FOR THE SMILE I FIND MYSELF IN THAT FRAME OF MIND SOMETIMES I WONDER IF HE WAS GONE [IN THE GROUND] WOULD I FEEL BETTER NO NO NO THOUGH I WOULD LOVE IF HE WERE W/ ME LIKE WE VOWED ON OUR WEDDING DAY ITS A DREAM I LOST WHATEVER HE LOVED ABOUT ME AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG BUT THOUGH NOT W/ ME I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND WHOLE.LAURA
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I'm sorry, my MP3s were on shuffle last night and this song came up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl5sl0RWJkU

Then you post this...

It's a joke, nothing but a joke...
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That's so funny - I got that in an email from a friend yesterday! ;)
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That is awesome!!! I wonder if I can get that prescription....lol
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Good one!!!Just a little funnier if the pic wac of the phamacists wife and the lady's husband together.. then they could have killed two bird witn one cyanide pill LOL
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Thanks for the song HG....I think. Adding it to my playlist. Does wonders for my anorexia. :) Too funny.
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That's great! But will insurance cover that? At least the co-pay?
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I told you before officer, I don't know nothin'.
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can the prescription be refilled?
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Lets hope so. "I'll take cyanide for 1 Alex"
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I wonder ifmy insurance would cover it if there was a generic version?
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again...you guys never cease to amaze me!

that was friggin' funny as hell!
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lol...another good one! Thanks for the laugh!
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