Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
REDNECK DATING (Outside the Family):
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.* * *
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.* * *
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When nobody is interested, aloneness is the only path available. Online if you don't look like, or are, a celebrity or model, forget it. Time passes but nothing changes.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
Where I grew up, this would have been in the glove compartment of every pickup!!!!
5. If you can't be with the one you love..than love the one your with.
_Savery1
This redneck guy asks his girlfriend if she's a virgin, she replies that yes she is. So he tells her the wedding is off. When she asks why, he says, "Cause if you aint good enough fer your family, you damn sure aint good enough fer me"
Slowly across the desert sands
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
destination Timbuktu.
The crowd cheered. No way the Alabama redneck could top that they thought. The redneck approached the micro phone, cleared his throat and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
The redneck won.
Because Sex Ed has the car on Tuesday and Thursday.
* Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi.
*Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week.