In other news. I have decided to spend the rest of my life bashing men. I am taking opfra 101 at community college and stbx is footing the bill for that also...lol.

We are getting settled into our new home, its much better now that we seemed to have rectified the small little ant problem we were having.

Love it!

Here's part of mine:

Thank you so much for your words of advice and encouragement over the last few months.
But
No I don't want to be fixed up with anyone you know. Especially that guy who can't even get up the courage to speak to a girl.
No, men won't think I'm easy because I'm divorced (thanks Mom!)
No I am not glad that I don't have children and odds are that I won't.
No I do not want to come to your holiday gathering where you will 1) look at me with pity 2) try to fix me up with that guy again!
No I do not want to go barhopping.
No I do not want to be your babysitter just because I don't have a date.
No I do not need to "get out there".
I'll date who I want to when I am damn good and ready! And it will never be that guy!!

Happy Holidays!

We went shopping for a new computer because I was having such a hard time removing all the porn that D down loaded! Men!

This year we don't have vacation photos (too many legal fees) to share so I've included some real life snapshots. In the first photo you'll notice that the kids (standing in front of our old house) are growing like weeds. This one was taken at the garage sale we had before moving into our new apartment. Who needs the upkeep on a house, anyway? You'll recognize Scrappy in the second photo. We had to give him away since our apartment doesn't allow dogs. The third photo is of Bob and the Nanny at dinner. Unfortunately, this one' is a bit fuzzy. (Darn that PI. For what I paid him you'd think he could have held the camera still.)

But now that he's gone I find myself visiting the very same site...ironic isnt it?

You can forward all the bill collectors to the one who created that whole mess.
His address is ...

Thanks.

We have a welcome addition to the family, I thought it would be great to get the kids a dog to help with the transition..the poor guy has a bit of an anxiety problem that causes him to chew...I never really liked that antique table anyway.

We had a wonderful time this year.
That big bonfire in the back yard was so much fun.
Who knew that he had so much flammable stuff?

you all are really funny! this is what i would honestly say. my marriage came to an end and i have begun to feel a great peace with myself. god bless.

I am happy to say that I have really taken the high road here. The Ex and I have parted as friends. If you'd like to reach him, you can email him at lying-cheating-SOB.com.

Or if you would like to contact me my new email is fairyfloozy@letsgetiton.org

skipper and sockpuppet,
That's hysterical!

I'm e-mailing this due to the conservation I must do with the gas and can't afford stamps. Take care and have a good New year. I sure will now that the Ja*@#ss is gone.

you guys are great. this is the funniest things i have read in a long time. i'm not sure if you meant it to be or not, but please know the laughter and amusement you have given me was so awesome. thank you.