Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
Being Catholic wasn't the issue. She was deaf. So when they put the lights out, he would say ... do you want to go to sleep or what?
And she would say 'what?'
And she would say 'what?'
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Priest & Rabbi are seated opposite each other on a train out of New York heading to DC. The priest quickly gets bored with the passing scenery and decides to strike up a theological discussion with the rabbi:
"Beg pardon," the priest begins.
The rabbi looks up from the NY Post he was reading, and smiles politely. "Yes, father?"
"Well," continues the priest, "I understand that your laws regarding keeping kosher means that you can never eat pork. Not even bacon."
"That is correct, my friend", the rabbi patiently responds.
"C'mon", says the priest, "bacon! Fresh cooked bacon is one of the things I look forward to in the morning. You mean to tell me you never once gave in to that temptation, just to see if it tasted as good as it smelled?"
The rabbi lowered his eyes and smiled. "Yes, of course, who is perfect in this life? I have to say that I tried it once."
The priest was satisfied and agreed that yes, it is a very strong temptation to have to deal with in one's life.
The rabbi warmed to the discussion at this point: "So tell me. When you enter the priesthood, you take a vow of chastity, do you not?"
"Yes, we all do", said the priest.
"So for all this time, you have never had relations with a woman".
"Well...ok, since you admitted to the bacon thing, I'll confess that I've not been perfect in keeping my vows regarding women", admitted the priest.
The rabbi began to turn back to his newspaper, but glanced quickly back to his new friend and observed, "Sure beats bacon".