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Bad Joke for Friday

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A man walked into a bar and said 'OW!'

Sorry, it's been a rough week!
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What's brown and sticky?




A stick. Rough week for me, too, but thank you for the smile.
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ok...not bad, not bad...
here's my contribution...

I rear-ended another car this morning on my way to work.

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"

And that's how the fight started.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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A man walked into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He told the bartender that the newt's name was Tiny. "Why?" asks the bartender. "Because he's my newt!" replied the man.
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Margie, that is two in a row for you. LOL The grass one on the other site was too much. LOL
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Ah geez... I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere...

:)
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Lyn, there you go cheating on me again.;) The grass joke was Lewi's.

Great joke Lewi but Lyn's still going to marry me!
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Danm I am losing it. I have done the craziest things lately. Oh well. Thanks for still loving me. I am worth it. lol
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A termite went in a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Ok, after that joke we are now even Margie. lol
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Two guys walks into a bar.

...you'd think the second one would have ducked.
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Ouch HG!
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I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.


MY PERSONAL MOTTO!
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What do an Alabama divorce and an Alabama Tornado have in common?

Someone's going to lose a trailer.
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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.
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