Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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> 1. You are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
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> 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
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> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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> 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
> afraid to cough.
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> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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> 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> 1. You are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
>
> 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
>
> 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
> afraid to cough.
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> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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> 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
#4...hmmm...really?...I see....okie dokie..
#6. RIGHT!............smartarse!
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I'm merely the messenger! lol
Perhaps some Depends might be helpful?
This thread is kicking my ass...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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