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ABRAH - Cadabra

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I am very angry about something my ex has been telling people about me. I have been very good through this divorce and have tried to walk away with as much dignity as possible ( considering the circumstances ). I never say anything bad about him except for to one very close friend and this site. I know this is completely immature but I wish I could wave a magic wand and make him grow ears, a tail, and HEEHAW, so people could see what a JACKASS he really is. I know totally immature ....if you could.....


Abrah - Cadabra turn my ex into_____???
JennyN
JennyN
I'll turn yours if you turn mine...maybe a voo-doo doll would work? :o)
deleted_user
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a guy.

That would solve my "missing her" issues. LOL
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maybe a snout and a curly tail....I think I have too much time on my hands...
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deleted_user
I'll turn yours into Brad Pitt and mine into Jonny Depp, aleast for one night! ;)
solongbye
solongbye
a decent human being, that actually cared about how his children are being raised.
LarryLDN
LarryLDN
A Bra Cadaver?
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deleted_user
I love Johnny Depp - Yummy
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deleted_user
Abrah--Cadabra turn my STBX into a fun loving free spirit that appreciates his wife, who doesnt want to just grow OLD together and someone willing to go to counceling to resolve his marrital issues...Is that asking TOO much...I guess a tail and ears is simplier LOL
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wait wait wait cjam, I get Jonny Depp, you get Brad Pitt..sorry. LOL
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deleted_user
OK..guess I can live with Brad if I have to
deleted_user
deleted_user
No fair Cjam I call my stbx a JA all the time.
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deleted_user
I would turn him into to me so he could see how f*ckin bad he hurt me and then he can see how strong I am and then I'd turn him back into his sorry ass.
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deleted_user
He's already a redneck... and looks exactly like Fred Flintstone.

I don't think I could do much better than that :)
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Into a man, not a boy.
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Well I'm the wicked toilet paper stealing witch of the north I'll give it my best. But my wish to have my ex hit by a fed-ex truck hasn't worked yet either
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