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it seems time i add a joke since I eat up everyone on here.
There's an old couple out to eat at the local pub. They are enjoying their meal when the old guy says Honey, do you remember what we did out back on the fence 50 years ago?" The wife responds, " You old dog of course I do!" The guy says, " well what you say we go out and give it a whirl again for old times sake?" The lady says," that sounds like fun honey".
Behind them sits a cop who is just getting a total kick out of this and decides to follow them out to make sure everything is O.K.
They go out leaning on one another and get to fence and get their clothes situated and just go at it like a couple of 20 year olds. The cop is just astounded and has to find out how they have managed to keep this going for all these years. He waits for quite a while, finally they get up and as they are leaving, the cop says to the old man, "sir I don't mean to pry, but how have you and the Missus managed to keep it up like that all these years? I have to know because my wife and i haven't had sex like that in ten years and we are half your age".
The old man says, "Son, fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
There's an old couple out to eat at the local pub. They are enjoying their meal when the old guy says Honey, do you remember what we did out back on the fence 50 years ago?" The wife responds, " You old dog of course I do!" The guy says, " well what you say we go out and give it a whirl again for old times sake?" The lady says," that sounds like fun honey".
Behind them sits a cop who is just getting a total kick out of this and decides to follow them out to make sure everything is O.K.
They go out leaning on one another and get to fence and get their clothes situated and just go at it like a couple of 20 year olds. The cop is just astounded and has to find out how they have managed to keep this going for all these years. He waits for quite a while, finally they get up and as they are leaving, the cop says to the old man, "sir I don't mean to pry, but how have you and the Missus managed to keep it up like that all these years? I have to know because my wife and i haven't had sex like that in ten years and we are half your age".
The old man says, "Son, fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
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hehehe
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lol ty, I needed that laugh..
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very funny! LOL
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
