So today I drive down to my son's house. He just got divorced and is trying to put his house on the market tomorrow. His father (my former husband, but not recent ex) drives up a few hours from his place and we all work on the place.

Somehow..we got on a bashing binge...son bitched about something, and I readily agreed (regarding his ex)...father bellows an agreement from the bathroom. This goes on most of the day...finally the work is done we are sitting and having a beer and my ex husband looks at me and says "I really need to know something"...figuring it's my turn in the hot seat I wait..he says "why the hell couldn't that girl keep a bra strap tucked inside her shirt or dress?". I look at him and say "why the hell are you asking me that?". He responds..."somehow we were married over 25 years and YOU never had that problem, couldn't you have told her the secret?".

Son takes a swig of his beer and says "mom has better boobs"! Ever see beer shoot out of 6 nostrils in one room at the same time? It wasn't exactly a Kodak moment.