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I read the other one that was very funny abou the vibrators. Let's see how well this one goes off!!
1. Fleshlights don't take up half the bed
2. fleshlight wont whine that her self-esteem and ambition is low due to her fading appearance and then dump you after you pay $8K for her boob job!.
3. Fleshlights never have a headache
4. Fleshlights won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up
5. Fleshlights never get periods
6. Fleshlights never get pregnant
7. Fleshlights look the same in the morning
8. Fleshlights don't fake orgasms
9. Fleshlights don't spend your money at the mall
10. You don't have to meet your fleshlights parents
11. Fleshlights don't hate the way they look
12. Anyone can get a good looking fleshlight
13. If your fleshlight becomes frigid, you can always warm it up
14. You wont get diseases from a fleshlight youve never used before
15. Your parents will never talk to your fleshlight after you get rid of it
16. Fleshlights never want to discuss your relationship with them
I read the other one that was very funny abou the vibrators. Let's see how well this one goes off!!
1. Fleshlights don't take up half the bed
2. fleshlight wont whine that her self-esteem and ambition is low due to her fading appearance and then dump you after you pay $8K for her boob job!.
3. Fleshlights never have a headache
4. Fleshlights won't complain if you leave the toilet seat up
5. Fleshlights never get periods
6. Fleshlights never get pregnant
7. Fleshlights look the same in the morning
8. Fleshlights don't fake orgasms
9. Fleshlights don't spend your money at the mall
10. You don't have to meet your fleshlights parents
11. Fleshlights don't hate the way they look
12. Anyone can get a good looking fleshlight
13. If your fleshlight becomes frigid, you can always warm it up
14. You wont get diseases from a fleshlight youve never used before
15. Your parents will never talk to your fleshlight after you get rid of it
16. Fleshlights never want to discuss your relationship with them
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Some probably don't know what a fleshlight is, or some are shocked that a men have toys as well.
If your curious about fleshlight just google it and you will proabably learn everything you DONT want to know about it.