Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your spouse any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your spouse any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
and I don't generally like sex-based jokes!
Never any regrets with Chocolate.
I KEEP TELLING YOU PPLE.. THE ANSWER IS CHOCOLATE....
STEP CLOSER TO THE CHOCOLATE.... YOU KNOW IT WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT YOU.... CLOSER...CLOSER... YOU CAN SMELL IT..... TASTE IT.... FEEL IT AS I LICK IT OFF YOUR BODY......oops...