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Top 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex
10-You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9-If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8-The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7-You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6-It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5-Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4-If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
3-It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2-Less guilt the morning after.
#1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
10-You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9-If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8-The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7-You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6-It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5-Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4-If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
3-It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2-Less guilt the morning after.
#1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
well I do agree with #8...lol
1 Candy makes you fatter sex burns fat. (If you do it right)
2. You don't have to wonder the streets for sex
3. No one should have to go door to door begging for sex
4. You can never have to much sex as opposed to candy.
5. Dressing up for sex is optional but not required.
6. You can have sex in the privacy of your own home.
7. The only ducking you have to do is on each other.
8. You dont have to have a parent with you to have sex
9. You can't confuse sex with a harvest festival.
10. You don't have to get any thing x-rayed after your finish, usually.
i can relate to #4!