Bipolar Disorder Support Group

Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.

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Who wants to entertain me?

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I'm bored.....anyone?

Come on.....DS talent show, I'll be handing out prizes!
(you're not allergic to nuts are you?)

You know you want to.....!
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Fazer, let's do the Squirrel Twirl girl... you do the tap dancing to my singing... bada bada boom!!
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Reads biblical geneology references in the book of exodus nekkid in the style of tiny tim

Can i have the prize now?
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*twirls and spins across the room faster and faster until she is going so fast all you can see is a smoking blur*

minutes later and very dizzy....

*trips over own feet and flies head first into an large naked ice sculpture lodging herself firmly between the buttocks*
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sick....now to Norman Wisdom and I'll think about it
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I am going to take my shirt off and lift several heavy onbjects over my head.
Yes you can look at my muscles.
But you cant touch my nuts.
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Objects silly me.
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Disqualification for mis-spelling.

Hey this is cool, I could be the next Simon Cowel.....only a girl.....even better, I could blame PMT!!!
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Nobody else?

Ok, more nuts for me.

*makes giant nut mountain and gets out sledge*
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Old woman dancing naked, trying not to trip over boobs. Only one pastie on as I need to cover pinch hickey from waffle maker slamming on it. Am doing the twist by the way and things are being knocked off counters and walls due to flailing boobs. Now do I win?
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KAthunK

*fazer gets hit by stray breast*
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Did I set a record for distance?
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*wakes up*

Where.....?......Who.....?........What......?....

*hands nutz a bag of..erm, nuts!*
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Sings tipetoe through the tulips whilst standing on my head in the style of tool farting loudly and gagging on my own stench.....

damn still cant beat the old boobies flailing about
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Oh sick so it's a farting contest you want? I win..have IBS going hell bent for leather thru the system and can knock crows off a telephone line at half mile.lol
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Only one problem..you have to be very very careful to always always wear a diaper.LOL
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