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A Birthday Poem about Poo!
A slippy poo will shoot right out,
So hurry if you can.
It fires as soon as you sit down,
And rockets down the pan.
A jagged poo will rip and tear,
The inside of you bum,
It's filled with lumps and nuts and bumps,
You'll wish your ass was numb.
A splashy one drops like a bomb,
A boulder from your crack,
It hits the water at full speed,
And saturates your back.
The floater just will not be flushed,
It lays there looking smug,
It's best to drop it in the sink,
And push it down the plug....
...But of them all the nicest one,
Slips cleanly from you hole,
There is no need to wipe at all,
It saves on toilet roll!
Happy Birthday!
A slippy poo will shoot right out,
So hurry if you can.
It fires as soon as you sit down,
And rockets down the pan.
A jagged poo will rip and tear,
The inside of you bum,
It's filled with lumps and nuts and bumps,
You'll wish your ass was numb.
A splashy one drops like a bomb,
A boulder from your crack,
It hits the water at full speed,
And saturates your back.
The floater just will not be flushed,
It lays there looking smug,
It's best to drop it in the sink,
And push it down the plug....
...But of them all the nicest one,
Slips cleanly from you hole,
There is no need to wipe at all,
It saves on toilet roll!
Happy Birthday!
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lol good one
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Am I warped I found it very amusing.lOL
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u may be 'nutz'..lol but ur not warped! i almost had an asthma attack!
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