Mine is generally anyone in my family. Except for my mom, my dad is dead but he would be in the exception pile too.

One sister of mine and me never got along. Never once, and she moved back into my parents house a few years back. I was living there also at that time.

She could just ask me to do something and her tone would push my buttons. Once she pissed me off while I was trimming the turkey that I totally destroyed the turkey. I had been trained to debone turkeys and in this time I deboned the whole thing then chopped the turkey up into little bit size pieces. It was so bad for that day. I still laugh about it. Can we say Evil Simon!

This year I learned she has mouth cancer but I can't find the feeling of empathy for her. Not a drop. It is sad, she just spent 10 grand on Linears for all her top and bottom teeth, now her bottom jaw is in danger.

Simon, I want to give you a big hug.

I didn't go anywhere for Thanksgiving because I hate my family and my husband's. I hate "family" and anything to do with family. This season does bring out the worst in me, oh yeah. Hate hate hate!!!

I love holidays for many reasons especially for being able to see those I love, or speaking to them if they are too far away to see in person, or because they have no vid cam for me to see them
.. I love my family and friends so I enjoy the holidays.

My Neurotic Aunt M with her shopping coupons...bragging how she has it the best becasue of all her coupons...

My drinken Aunt R ..she just totally sets me off. She is such a bullshit artist..I mean she should seriously be the queesn on drunken bullshit. I walked into my aunt M's house last night and Aunt M was already toasted and talking about how she needs Worker's Comp and disability for not being able to hold up her crossing guard sign due to hutting her shoulder from shopping. Thes she goes on to talk about her twisted vires on God, Satan, Wicca, and her personal prophecies...

I have to stop here, I'm seriously going to puke.

My happy holiday would by staying home with a pizza and my BF...and lots of Sex.

Amen.

Oh I love trolls too especially on the holidays. Yesterday DS was so bipolar and lotsa trolls gathered in here. It was entertaining.

My sister in law....we call her Auntie Bling-Bling, she is the one relative that brings the tupperware bowls and takes all the leftovers but she didnt bring a damn thing!and she wheres tons of jewelry and dress as if she has millions and has put her poor husband in the poor house! Can you feel the love I have for her!LOL

My sister is sooo picky when it comes to what she wants for Christmas (she is 22 years old...you think she would grow up by now).

She will tell you exactly what she wants, the item, the store, and even the table it's on...and it's still not the right one...and she has no qualms about letting you know what I retarted you are for not getting it right.

Uh..no more!!! I am grinding my teeth as I am writing!!

I'd say I had a good day, I tolerated a few rolling eyes however, I blew it off. For the most part, the day was well spent

What is funny about these family members is that they are probably the ones that call us wacko's.

OK, Pluck we will both hug our monitors at the same time. Do it NOW!

Why do you guys heap more pain on yr hearts ??
Masochistic or what ?
You have to do Xmas too yet !!


Ha ..I said HEAP pain !

It's what we do. We are gluttons for pain and agony. Xmas won't be the same as here because Turkey Day is a lesser known holiday.

When we make it to Xmas, we will be suicidal and worst than anything. This day is just a warm up, a getting ready for the real thing sort of discussion.

We are all in a pool now, taking bets sort of thing. How many people will we lose during Xmas?

I'll take the Two spot.

I meant to say I will take the 222 spots.

Simon, I haven't understood a word you have said since....Diana Ross 'scored' that goal

Arse