Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
The designers at mindspin Corp. have developed a selection of homes created especially for the manic-depressive homeowner. Our goal is to meet the sometimes peculiar, but ever so unique needs of the manic depressive, so they may truly feel like a KING IN THEIR OWN CASTLE. Some of the features to those in manic state are:
1.A fully stocked china shop; complete with bull suit.
2.Collapsible walls. Just kick them in, and pull them back out.
3.A pick ax, gardening tools, ironing board, and 100 page to do list, are all conveniently located in one small room. This allows the manic homeowner the ease of starting everything at once without accomplishing anything.
4.All the clocks have their hands and numbers removed.
5.Parking is accessible by either conventional garage or launch pad.
At Mindspin Corp., we understand the special needs of the depressed homeowner. Here are some of the following built in features:
1.The Bipolar Home is completely self cleaning.
2.All mirrors are built on a 180 degree swivel, which enables them to be turned into the wall.
3.Medications and sharp objects are in cabinets with adult proof safety latches.
4.For an additional association fee, Mindspin Corp. offers an on-call service whereby our representative will come to your home to answer the door bell, take phone calls, and make important decisions for you such as, "Which outfit do I look uglier in?"
Feeling down because those loved ones have gone on vacation and left you behind? Your Bipolar Home has the solution. Simply go to the closet and pull out your Concerned Loved One Blow Up Doll. That's right; just inflate the doll, pull the cord, and your Concerned Loved One aimlessly repeats, "what's wrong with you...what's wrong with you?"
Stop by and visit with a Mindspin representative today. We're here for you.
1.A fully stocked china shop; complete with bull suit.
2.Collapsible walls. Just kick them in, and pull them back out.
3.A pick ax, gardening tools, ironing board, and 100 page to do list, are all conveniently located in one small room. This allows the manic homeowner the ease of starting everything at once without accomplishing anything.
4.All the clocks have their hands and numbers removed.
5.Parking is accessible by either conventional garage or launch pad.
At Mindspin Corp., we understand the special needs of the depressed homeowner. Here are some of the following built in features:
1.The Bipolar Home is completely self cleaning.
2.All mirrors are built on a 180 degree swivel, which enables them to be turned into the wall.
3.Medications and sharp objects are in cabinets with adult proof safety latches.
4.For an additional association fee, Mindspin Corp. offers an on-call service whereby our representative will come to your home to answer the door bell, take phone calls, and make important decisions for you such as, "Which outfit do I look uglier in?"
Feeling down because those loved ones have gone on vacation and left you behind? Your Bipolar Home has the solution. Simply go to the closet and pull out your Concerned Loved One Blow Up Doll. That's right; just inflate the doll, pull the cord, and your Concerned Loved One aimlessly repeats, "what's wrong with you...what's wrong with you?"
Stop by and visit with a Mindspin representative today. We're here for you.
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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Has anyone tried these supplements? Do they give MGers more quality of life by improving memory and overall well being?Thanks!Barbel
Mindspin - yeah, that's about right!
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git - a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; "only a rotter would do that"; "kill the rat"; "throw the bum out"; "you cowardly little pukes!"; "the British call a contemptible person a `git'"
Oh, dear.I guarantee you it is said every day here without any thought.One of those things you say without thinking of the origins.
I looked this up ( cos these things are IMPORTANT ! ) and you may think it's bad.It's not though today....but was back then.
*Phew*
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A lucky , smarmy person is referred to as a " Spawny git " or " Spawny gEt "
[owner financing NO downpayment NO interest]:
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_________FEATURES_________
1: Fingerprint Recognition Locks [no more lost keys]
2: Stress Relieving Ammenities [tread mill, bike, hot tub, sauna, heated swimming pool, king size beds with lots of pillows].
3. Automatic med dispenser with voice alarm that says: "Please lift your tongue.".
4. Television and radio set on a frequency that only you hear.
5. Newspaper delivered every morning that contains all information about you and your private thoughts.. which changes daily.
6. Atmosphere Lighting that senses your mood and changes accordingly.
7. Intercom to Crisis Intervention Staff.
8. Trigger Free enviroment [customizable].
9. A fabulous computer room containing a desk with pull out drink-cooler drawer so that you don't miss a thing in DS.
10. Coffee on tap.
11. Room darkening shades and a sunlamp.
Terms of Sale Negotiable
Nice one, where do I sign?
GOD I CANT WAIT FOR CLEANING ROBOTS!!!!