A man purchased a new parrot for a pet. He quickly discovered the parrot was very rude. It would constantly cuss at him and call him names. Finally, one day he was unable to get the parrot to stop and in desparation threw him into the freezer. After a minute he felt bad and opened the door. The parrot had changed entirely. He apologized for any distress he may have caused and promised it wouldn't happen again. The man was dumbfounded. The parrot paused for a moment and then said "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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