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i hate feeling this depressed. hate it. i want to laugh and be cheerful again. i've spent the entire day in bed. (of course, i do have a touch of a stomach virus, but still!)
for some reason i keep thinking of this stupid joke "A minister, preist, and rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says What is this a joke?"
Either I am losing it or that is actually sort of funny.
for some reason i keep thinking of this stupid joke "A minister, preist, and rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says What is this a joke?"
Either I am losing it or that is actually sort of funny.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
So Ireland...what wee problems are we dealing with today lass?
Personally, I specialise in so bad they're bad jokes, but just give me a shout if you get desperate!
Hope you stop feeling sicky, aim for the cat if you can!
DON'T GET CAUGHT DRINKIN & DRIVIN
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of cold beers.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "we're on THE PATCH."
DUH
the wee problems of the day: i feel depressed (of course), i think i actually have a little stomach virus and that simply pisses me off...and i have already flunked out of medical school.
:)
lmao i just had a vision of me walking into a medical class, i wonder how long it would take the prof. to notice i don't belong. hahaha
Here's another for ya'll:
THIS MAN WAS SITTIN IN HIS RECLINER WATCHING TV AND SEES A COMMERCIAL FOR SLIM FAST. HE TURNS AND SAYS TO HIS WIFE, "TOO BAD YOU CAN'T TAKE A SIP OF THAT DRINK AND LOOSE THAT BIG ASS OF YOURS."
OF COURSE, SHE'S NOT LAUGHING...
THE NEXT MORNING, THE HUSBAND PUTS ON A PAIR OF HIS BRIEFS, AND THEY ARE FULL OF DUST/POWDER.
THE HUSBAND SAID, "TRYING TO GET ME BACK? WHAT IS THIS STUFF? TALCUM POWDER?"
SHE SAID NOPE, "IT'S MIRACLE GROW..."
When I ws a kid I saw this lady in the store with alot of hickeys. I said mom whats wrong with her neck. My mom replied that she had a skin disease called a hickey. and if that infection. the red spot reaches her hart she will die.
fast forward several years to me in 7th grade.
I was in a sex ed class when the teacher asked what is a hickey. I raised my hand and repeated what my mother told me . And before I finished i knew something was wrong because everybody was laughing at me.
I now know what a hickey is and still dont recomend anybody getting one,
Matt
not to be crude, but the first time i learned what a BJ was in sixth grade i think, i nearly threw up. my cousin told me what it was and i was horrified!