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Man goes to doctor and says " Doc, I keep getting my 'th's and my 'f''s all muddled up ??"...
Doc leans back on his chair and says " You can't say fairer than that ! "
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Boom boom.
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Oh god, I've gone brain dead.
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2 men jump off a cliff.

(see reply 1)
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Very good, almost like 'audience participation !' haha
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What is at the bottom of the Ocean and twitches.












A Nervous Wreck!

I got a bunch of em.

Ron
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why is helen kellers leg yellow?

her dog is blind too
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Pluck, I've tried. I DON'T GET IT! Please explain the origional joke. Signed "serious in seatle"....I'm really not in Seatle
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I just looked over my cubicle wall here at work and saw a short joke. LOL he would kill me if he knew I posted this.
PS. Does it really matter what the meaning of Pluck's joke is?

Ron
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How do I write out that slap on the face that Curly of The Three Stooges does ?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Lobster
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This elderly, hard hearing gentleman was not feeling well, so his wife took him to the doctor. After examining the man, the doctor told him to eat home cooked meals, exercise, and have plenty of sex. On the way, the man asked his wife what the doctor had said. She yelled, "You're gonna die!"
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You can't write it out Pluck, you need to get a moving avatar the has the slap and loop it so it slaps, and slaps, and slaps, and slaps.

LOL and I loved the lobster joke Jaquello

Ron
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hahaha to both benson and Jag's
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Suck my toes
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Can I lick your knees?
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