Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes.
What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.
"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir.
"
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and
leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-'er-dun).
"Yes.
What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.
"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir.
"
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and
leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-'er-dun).
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I gave my 2 week notice last Friday 13th. Now to join you fine people in a life of leisure and nothing else to do but to look out for myself....is it just me or does that sound pretty boring? My goal was to live to retire and I guess having to take early retirement because of health reasons wasn't exactly the way I had planned things. I just can't stay in that building that is reeking mildew...
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.
They had a drug stop out at our interstate exit & there, one afternoon, we watched one of our fine local officers snort cat remains thinking it was pot. My husband being a man never to let an opportunity like that pass told the officer, "Wow, I never thought I see you snorting a little pussy in the middle of the afternoon."