been fasting for three days for colonoscopy 2moro. gonna have my doc go prospecting up my 47 yr ole ass and about to go out of my mind from hunger. gettin' very irritable and hoping i dont lay a boobie trap for mike when he gets home. my butts so sore you can see flames! and my colon is so clean you can hear a whistle when i go to the john. they prob wont even need lube when they do the procedure im just worried u might see the tube when i open my mouth. usually, you couldnt pull a turd out of ass with a tractor. now its doing sprints. i might need a drawstring when this i over.
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