Tell them that you are gay, and they will all respond. They'll feel less threatened. Then, as the relationship progresses, say that you haven't ever felt this way about a woman.

You are bipolar but you don't want someone else's baggage?

That could be your problem right there.

Tell them you are married.

Well it depends what you are saying in your emails. What are you saying?

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Tell them nothing.

Women are curious creatures.

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Yeah what are you saying is important. Talking about what you want only is a turn off, to most women, talking about what you can do for her happiness is a draw. So what you are saying is very important.
Also, define baggage for them, it can make you sound picky.

I don't come with baggage....OH wait, yea I do sorry.

I tried to leave my baggage at the last place I lived, but the damn movers brought them anyway and left them on the front porch before they left! (I heard that from someone, thought it was funny!)

mrtim, tell them your married if you're looking for a 22-24 hussie. Which if you are... more power to you.

If you're not, don't say these things....

I like to work out

I must have a woman with a good body

i love to snuggle
(cuz even if you do... we know that's just a line)

Great sex is a must



Here are some great things to say...

i try to stay in shape, but i love to eat

the eyes are a window to a woman's soul

i'm envious of my happily married friends


etc... etc... etc...

I was just having fun. Did not intend to offend.

well, post in this thread what you have written and we can give you some feedback.

A lot of people have friends write their online profile.

Are you talking about your online profile on a singles matching site?

not offended, if you were talking to me... just playing around too

Ok, I will Post an example.................

Wow, real live feedback!!

I for one would find men desperate. Depending on what they say.

hmmm..being amusing, perhaps a little different, but also showing depth and..honesty.