*kicks patty39 up the backside*

well I finally managed some excercise for the first time in months today. As I ran to get the bus I could feel my stomach blobbing up and down. I am thinking about creating a stomach bra for people like me.

DON"T LET IT GET THAT BAD

GO GO GO GO GO !!!!!! whhhoop whhooopp

well i got up and put a bra on so that's a step in the right direction.

Hahaha, well thats a good thing, running with no bra can cause concussion, (subject to avaliability) they should come with a safety warning sticker.

LOL If I got smacked in the face while running I think it would be fatle. Giggly force trama to the face and brain... if some one hung me upside down braless I would sufficate... And NO IM not kidding... my family is pooling money together for a reduction but the doctor said that it would cause twice as much as I have more then most the population that didnt surgically put it there... lmao

At least ists still 2 or 3 times a week... but since you asked for it... Stop asking for a badonkadonk butt at the drive through and go work off the excess that you have... oh and no more sides of thunderthighs either...

Jiggly even lmao

this is true fazer. i have big ones but they are not perky. i could put an eye out or knock someone down. that's a law suit waitin to happen.

I get accused of carring around a deadly weapon... I feel like I have to tell the police when they ask me if I have any conceiled weapons and Im wearing a bra... as they look smaller then they are... but then you cant miss em so I figure they dont count lmao

Even MORE dangerous on a cold day

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i know the feelin buggy. i just put this on another thread but i'm gonna tell it again..
i was at a family gathering at my grandma's. there were alot of people there. i went over to hug my gran as i bent down she said "oh honey, i've never seen such big breasts on a woman before". everyone there heard her. i could have crawled in a hole right then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTmKjUTBo9U

HUP !!

Ok BOOB stories ;p

When I wasa about 9 my mom had a boob job she was a happy c befor she had me and a saggy b after... so she got a modest boob job. Well we went to visit my great grandma and my mom had to show off them to my great grandma and my grandma...

My greatgrandma asked me if I was going to get a boob job like my mom when I grew up of if I was going to grow my own (like I could just add fertalizer or something lol) well I smartly replyed "Grandma IM gonna grow my own"

Many years later after having my son I go to visit my greatgrandma and she had suffered many strokes she was not in her right mind. She saw me as that 9 year old little girl how ever she states "OH my hunny you surely did grow your own" At the time I was about an F cup...

Well I stopped counting cups as I dont think a bra exisits that would fit... I musta added fertalizer or something. I fear having any more kids as that helps them grow lol... and if they get much more then I will have to get them thier own wheel chair

hahahah I will have to show that to my hubby lmao he just joined the military

I heard there were boobs here?

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NONONONO there are BOOBS here

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