hmmmm thats a good?

i'd have to say when i was about 13 i was into freestyle BMX and was showing off and rode back wards into the front of a tractor knocked the wind outta myself i was sitting on the handel bars

funny shit now

I was at a little country church and sitting by a little old lady and my children and husband were stiing with me. WE were singing and i looked down , she had her purse sitting on the seat, and a roach was crawling out of her purse. I jumped up and hollered and when i realize3d what i had done i was so embarrassed. It was just instinct. I left and went ot the car.

Becoming ill

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I was at work,stocking the floor w merch. I am on ground,others are dropping down boxes for me to catch. I catch a box at a funny angle ,then start juggleing ti trying to get control and not drop it. As I'm juggleing the box I'm saying AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH. Every one is laughing,finally I get control of the box and out it down, I look up to my friend on the ladder and say"That's the closest thing to an orgasim I've had in 6 months!" My store manager walks by just as I said it! He looked at me and put his head down walking away laughng. It was so absurd that I just laughed too/

My pastors wife saw me come out of the swimming pool when my swim trunks didn't, she was so sweet and said she was impressed. lol I was in the pool and it was cold.

I was 13 and was walking down the stairs at church. Some one downstairs opened the door and a huge gust of wind went rushing up the stairs. So of course my skirt blew straight up and I flashed my huge white mummy panties to a whole group of teenaged boys. Mortifying..

funny dancing

I wont go into detail ..but i will say this. Sex,spoiled milk and an airconditioner

When I was 16 yrs old...
My friend K was kissing her boyfriend and he commented about her mustAche. (She has taken steriods for a long time for a medical prob. So she was a little hairy.) After his Comment she hollars at me infront of about 2-3 hundred other teens "Jess tell him we all have mustaches." I didn't want to tell her that only she had one. I certainly didn't.

These are good. LOL to Chris, and murdoch. Great stuff.
Ok,
Here's mine.
About two weeks before I had bladder repair surgery (yeah you can see it coming, right?) I got this awful cold. I was at the grocery store shopping and suddenly had this terrible cough attack. Every time I coughed I peed myself a little more. I had to leave the groceries and go to my car, drive home, sneak in my own house so my kids wouldn't see me and clean up. Oh GOD that was awful. I have never gone back to that grocery store.
After I changed, I was walking out of my room and my son asked me, mom what's for dinner. Everyone knew I had gone to the store. I calmly told them, I decided we should go out tonight. Heh.

i fell....can't rememeber where , when or how. think i blocked it out. i do remember it was in front of alot of people

Ok I was 13 and at a water park I was going down the super sonic in my new bikini. So down I went but my bottom stayed at the top I had to wait in the pool at the bottom of the slide for the next person to bring my bottom down. So embarassing everybody saw my white behind going down the slide

I was 12 and in a judo competition. At the beginning you bow to your opponent. I did and as I bowed I let out an enormous loud fart. Everyone sat around the dogo started laughing, I lost the competition

i put my daughter on the bus for preschool....there was a red light at the end of my street so I walked along side the bus trying to wave to her without looking ahead and I walked straight into a no parking pole. The bus driver laughed at me for the 2 years she was there and the kids sure thought it was funny!!!