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eNJOY A GOOD LAUGH LOVE MY JOB !! TOO FUNNY
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
> This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
> Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana ,
> who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say,
> she won.
>
> Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feel in
> down lately at work, so I thought I would share
> my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all ..
> &nbs
p;
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
> few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
> the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
> cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
> taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a dar n good plan, and I've
> used it several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose<
BR>> and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
> with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn I pulled the hose out
> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened.
>
> the hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
> stick to it however, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
;
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
> the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor
> of my dilemma
> over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact
> that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before
> I could
> reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived
> at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
> &nb
sp;
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
> butt as soon as
> I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop
> for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I l ove my job, I love my job."
>
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
> day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jelly
fish bad day!!!!!
--
Misty Wray
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If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
> This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
> Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana ,
> who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say,
> she won.
>
> Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feel in
> down lately at work, so I thought I would share
> my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all ..
> &nbs
p;
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
> few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
> the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
> cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
> taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a dar n good plan, and I've
> used it several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose<
BR>> and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
> with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn I pulled the hose out
> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened.
>
> the hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
> stick to it however, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
;
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
> the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor
> of my dilemma
> over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact
> that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before
> I could
> reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived
> at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
> &nb
sp;
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
> butt as soon as
> I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop
> for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I l ove my job, I love my job."
>
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
> day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jelly
fish bad day!!!!!
--
Misty Wray
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deleted_user
I love my job!!!! :)

deleted_user
ROFLMAO

deleted_user
This is too funny...loved it

deleted_user
HEHEHE! I like my job!
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