Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
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Dead Dog
One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog dead, lying next to his bed. He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet.
The Vet takes one look at the dog and says: "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead..."
"Nooo. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.
The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says: "Meoowwww"
The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."
Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."
The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking: "Woof roof woof"
The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."
"$400 to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.
"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars
Dead Dog
One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog dead, lying next to his bed. He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet.
The Vet takes one look at the dog and says: "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead..."
"Nooo. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.
The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says: "Meoowwww"
The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."
Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."
The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking: "Woof roof woof"
The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."
"$400 to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.
"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
*crosses legs*
Here's a lame one:
Horse sits at the pub.
Bartender goes: "why the long face?"
I don't know, it makes me laugh when I hear it.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!" Quote the server..."404"
I had that happen to me when I was almost dead. They even decided to do my nails!!!
I refused to pay the poodle.
Ryan goes to the board and draws a period .
Perplexed the teacher asks what makes a peiod so important.
Darned if I know says johnny.
But my sister lost hers, my dad had a heart attack, my mom fainted and the guy next door shot himself
oh man, I'm going to gag now.
Next day teacher asks little billy.
billy says, Miss, it means better.
Miss says where did u get your answer from?
Billy says, well last night I went past mom and dads room and heard mom say thats better and dad say, thats coz its in different.