This burglar was making his normal ravage of this house and as he was taking apart the stereo system when he heard this voice..."Jesus is watching you..." WHAT THE? He span around, didnt see anything and said "Who said that?" No reply. He thought to himself, I must be hearing voices. So as he is taking apart the computer he hears it again. "Jesus is watching you!" Ok, "WHO SAID THAT?" Then he hears the voice again, "Moses" He shines his flashlight across the room and it lands on a parrot. "Did you say that?" the burglar asks. "Yep" the parrot squalked. Then the burglar questions "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses? The parrot replied, "The same type of people who would name their rottweiler Jesus!
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