This burglar was making his normal ravage of this house and as he was taking apart the stereo system when he heard this voice..."Jesus is watching you..." WHAT THE? He span around, didnt see anything and said "Who said that?" No reply. He thought to himself, I must be hearing voices. So as he is taking apart the computer he hears it again. "Jesus is watching you!" Ok, "WHO SAID THAT?" Then he hears the voice again, "Moses" He shines his flashlight across the room and it lands on a parrot. "Did you say that?" the burglar asks. "Yep" the parrot squalked. Then the burglar questions "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses? The parrot replied, "The same type of people who would name their rottweiler Jesus!
Posts You May Be Interested In
I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
I gave my 2 week notice last Friday 13th. Now to join you fine people in a life of leisure and nothing else to do but to look out for myself....is it just me or does that sound pretty boring? My goal was to live to retire and I guess having to take early retirement because of health reasons wasn't exactly the way I had planned things. I just can't stay in that building that is reeking mildew...