I bribe the Elves all year with Midget Porn.

I get anything I want.Even spinning tops and shit like that.

Santa has the ultimate decision, he doesnt care if his elves are getting off with childrens toys... gross Plum

Santa is religious ?
Shit, here we go...

not in our house! he's someone who makes that time of year supremely exciting for the kids... lights, xmas lights that go to music, presents and more presents! snowmen, smell of pine... etc
and those white trails from planes, in the sky have always been santa 'checking up on them'

They are Jetstreams.That's science too.

Santa Claus doesn't exist.
The Tooth Fairy told me.She's a slut but great in the sack.

Tell the kids now before they get screwed up later.No Santa and No Light Sabres

Pluck you really are a prized crack-up. U missed your calling as a comedian :))

Pluck is the nuts!!!!!! (from god)

I think I'm on the good list :) I've worked really hard to right my wrongs. Although my partner might say I'm still naughty in the bedroom *rawr*

I dread the Holidays and being alone. :(

Holidays are horrible

I love xmas, when all the family get together and have dinner nad watch the grown children and g-children open presents. Just a different feel in the air

If Santa is watching us then he is a voyeur. Which means he really wants us to be naughty and not nice.

santa didnt bring me anything last year , he just took all my money !!

I hear ya rjainie!!
bah hummbug
Christmas has become waaay too commercialised for my taste!!

Good list of course, as I try to do the right things, say the right things ramble ramble ramble.
Myself this time of the year sucks. Tend to slip into a deep depression with some manic thrown in there for good measure.
As I've come to know myself I realize its hard now cuz my ma left me when i was 5 and my bday is around the corner also. With that I think she didnt love me so why should anyone else. More so now I push people away that I'm close to. My mind is racing so i'm have a hard time writing my thoughts

i spend a lot of care and love (and $) choosing just the right gifts for my family. i'm getting angry that no one bothers to do the same for me. usually my husband and kids go out the night before and grab what they can then wrap it up for mommy. last year they got me butterfly food (literally food for butterflies), a car cd holder (i don't even have cds nor do i listen to music much anyway), and a bath and body works sample pack (i actually liked the scent but i don't even use half the products, nor have i ever in the past). where is the thought? who thought of ME when they were making their purchases? not a soul. i think i'm a bit bitter...