He created you didn't he?

you've taken over the stirring duty?...lol...IF there was a god and IF he actually noticed this bunch of lifeforms on this little rock in the middle of nowhere out of the enormity of existance, he must be shitting himself laughing ;)

And everything around me

It's true though, Caged.
People don't get a joke.Wars begin.
My God Is Better Than Your God.
nur nur nur nur nur

y, hence my stance on religion...the way i see it, most people are freaked out that the whole universe doesn't revolve around them, shit is random and we don't know everything. some creative people come up with stories that claim to explain everything and make people feel important and to remove the unknown. if confronted by different stories or reality, people are faced with the fact that the stories might not be true and the fear re-emerges...and fear has a habit of expressing itself as hatred....its all rather silly really ;)

Who said Jehovah ?

I follow Christ.
Is that funny?
Sometimes he
carries me.
That's why I know
he is real to me.



God made us all so differ.
How could he make us all believe the same? I don't think he expects that.

Just needs a good punchline and we're rockin'

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years."

God replies, "I didn't recognize you."

great haha

I believe God gives us trials and tribulations to help us cope and teach us how to deal with problems on our own! I mean if life was easy it would be boring right? All i know is God loves me and regardless of who you are and what you believe he loves you too!

Dear God,
Look at my life.
Now LOL

God's probably having a good old chuckle. It's just us mare mortals who take ourselves too seriously.
MJ

uh, oh..I feel some Depeche Mode coming on... "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to see him laughing!"

i believe that God has a sense of humour... perhaps a little difference from that of humans... but possibly similar in some ways as well... doesn't He?..