OK boob Joke....

I have big feet I have since I was 10 years old.... so one day I made a wish befor I went to bed. I said " I wish that my feet would have some shade. I didnt want them to bask in the sun any longer and maybe they would stop growing.... I woke up the next morning and POOF! No more sun for my feet but my boobs stuck out nearly a full 12 inches

ever try to play baseball or volleyball with Size 40I breasts???? You cant swing the ball and you certainly cant swing your arms and if you jump you get a black eye!!!

And anyone who thinks I must be joking go look at my picks and you will see I am truely not joking ;p

Does it cause you back pain? Some insurances will pay for the surgery if it causes back pain. You might have to fight them tooth and nail and get a doctors reccomendation. My daughter had the surgery, the insurance finally gave because she and her doctor kept after them. Sheis 4'11" and weighs about 110 and DD. So keep on. Good luck

I feel your pain. I am a 42DDD so I know how much it sucks. I use Bali bras I find that they have the most comfort and take a lot of the weight off of my shoulders.

sigh I miss bali they have some that would give my oh so shapless pair much needed shape....

Ok true story yet the family joke....

I was about 8 or 9 and my mom had a breast job to get more then what she had. We take the 8 hour trip to my greatgrandmas me my mom and my grandma. when we get there all 4 generations are standing in the living room and the make my mom whip em out and show em off... well my greatgrandma looks and me and asks "so buggy, are you gonna have a boob job when you get older or are you gonna grow your own?" I proudly spoke up at the rip age of 8 or 9 and said " grandma Im gonna grow my own"

Years later Im 23 and visit my greatgrandma in the nursing home. She has had many strokes and thinks I am 9 when we visit. She asks me all about school and stuff.... then out of no where she picks up her head and looks at me... she says "good lord bugie you really did grow your own"

Sadly someone forgot to tell them it was ok to stop growing

As i sit here at my desk they are just smashed on my breast bone and part of it is coming out the bottom of this flimsy bra.

Breast reduction! I just had one and I feel terrific. Insurance requires 2 doctors to reccomend one with diagnosis as back problems and even headaches. Try it you'll never regret it

If I arch my back and push shoulders way back then they sit up, but I can't do this all day.

As much as I hate my boobs... I do find humor in them.... I mean come on I have a portable tv tray.... I dont see my fat... hell I cant see the floor.... I was afraid to breast feed and often got told not to I would sufficate the kid lol.... I just laugh at em and try to just live with em. My family says they are going to pay for a breast job about 6 grand or so is the going rate here... But I swear I want to loose weight first cause if they take away my boobs I wont be in porportion any more... and I will be able to see the fat... I think I would cry.

OMG you serious??? HEADACHES??? YOu mean my daily head ache could be boob related???? NO WAY!!!! wow I never would have thought... now that I think about it my daily head aches started after I had my son which is when they grew out of porportion.

WOW I am really set for a free boob job then... problem is I want them to take a bunch out then put inmplants in and shorten muscels so they are perky and firm. Dunno if Insurance will pay for that lol. and when I tell my mom I want a 40D maybe 40DD she thinks Im insane... but Im just SOOOO used to them

I'm not used to this. its miserable. I am a size 6p pants and a 38ddd up top.

that is pretty off balanced.

For comfort try a few of the things I suggested in one of my early posts. I have tried soooo many things and those have been what works best for me.

Biting my tounge, so many things to say...none of which are appropriate.

fight for BRS.
You are miserable and need it badly.

I think duct tape would work wonderfully. Taking it off might be quite painful though.

big boobs are a curse from satan. they are always in the way. i tried to learn to play golf. that was a no go. boobs in the way. i can't run, i would probably knock myself out. if i wasn't wearin a bra and turned around really fast i could do some damage to someone. lethal weapons II. 36DD by the way. if i could i would get a reduction for sure.