Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
Found these in my "travels" some are funny some not.. So take what ya like and leave some if ya want!! Good Day! I am off to see the "BEE"!
Borrow money from pessimists. They dont expect it back.
Steven Wright
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Mickey Mantle
Never play cat and mouse games if youre a mouse.
Don Addis
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the
dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
Always be sincere, even if you dont mean it.
Harry S. Truman
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
Kin Hubbard
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
JC
A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and
late when you're early.
Unknown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(Unknown)
Give me a smart idiot before a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Borrow money from pessimists. They dont expect it back.
Steven Wright
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Mickey Mantle
Never play cat and mouse games if youre a mouse.
Don Addis
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the
dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
Always be sincere, even if you dont mean it.
Harry S. Truman
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
Kin Hubbard
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
JC
A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and
late when you're early.
Unknown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(Unknown)
Give me a smart idiot before a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Eddie Izzard
I always liked the quote
"If you soar with your own wings you can't soar to high" T
ell that to a PDoc and see their reaction... I was told that when the quoate was said they were not thinking about Manic Depressives. I say HA E.A.P. was BP and so therefor you are wrong. great way to piss off a pdoc you don't like!!!!
Thanks
Dr. Seuss
THanks for the smile.
can some one help me fix it the bandaide just feel off I thought to hard
why do rappers always rap about how good they are at rapping? Ed Byrne