The Food and Drug Administration has approved Fuckitol! You can now get it from your local pharmacy! Just bring your gas bill, electricity bill, your mortgage papers, your credit card statements and any other bill down to your local pharmacy. You'll be approved for a prescription of Fuckitol! They're green pills. I gobble them all the time, with no side-effects. I know alot of you wanted to know what my "green pills" were, so now ya know!
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