A few years ago my mom decided if you can put fake fingernails on your fingers then..well..if you have an ugly big toenail you can put a fake toenail on the toe. I actually have done this but had it done at the SALON just because of the following. (Oh, right, depression and bipolar and other things are inherited.)

So, my mom went to glue on this fake toenail. You use this super type glue to put them on. It surely does not wash off. One is not always fully clothed to do this. So you guessed it. She raised her foot to do this at a convenient height. She super glued her big toe to the toilet seat and my dad had to call the paramedics to come remove her toe from the seat. She sure was embarassed and it wasn't her cheapest pedicure to date.

Anyone else done this lately?