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Careful what you glue to what

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deleted_user
A few years ago my mom decided if you can put fake fingernails on your fingers then..well..if you have an ugly big toenail you can put a fake toenail on the toe. I actually have done this but had it done at the SALON just because of the following. (Oh, right, depression and bipolar and other things are inherited.)

So, my mom went to glue on this fake toenail. You use this super type glue to put them on. It surely does not wash off. One is not always fully clothed to do this. So you guessed it. She raised her foot to do this at a convenient height. She super glued her big toe to the toilet seat and my dad had to call the paramedics to come remove her toe from the seat. She sure was embarassed and it wasn't her cheapest pedicure to date.

Anyone else done this lately?
deleted_user
deleted_user
You need to read "Funny story for any woman who has waxed b4". There is a theme going on tonight.
GracieLooWho
GracieLooWho
ouch! no but i know someone who was picking her nose with her acrylic nail and it broke off up in there... she had to go to er to get it removed!
deleted_user
deleted_user
lmao..I have glued my fingers together while putting on those fake nails...of course I was only like 13 at the time, now I let someone else do them..
Unwell
Unwell
nana lol. i did that too emmasmom
deleted_user
deleted_user
I wanted to to glue myself to someone I had a crush on. Does that count?

My son is glued to my hip, does that count?

My daughter glued dreads in her hair and by morning they had slipped onto her back and neck and forehead but were still glued on!!! Hilarious!
dobiedots
dobiedots
I used to sniff glue. But then, it's N.Y.
deleted_user
deleted_user
some times it would be good to glue my big mouth shut
deleted_user
deleted_user
I guess that has to be one of the funniest ones I have heard since the 911 Epsisode where the boy got his tongue stuck to the inside of the freezer. Ouch! Hope she was able to bounce back from that one pretty quick!
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