A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.. "Honey, Could you fix the light in the hallway? It has been flickering for weeks now." He looks up at her angrily and says,"Fix the light now?" He replies, "Does it look like I have GE writtien on my forhead?" Then the wife asks, " Well then, could you fix the refigerator door?" Husband relpies, "Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forhead?" Then the wife asks, "Then could you fix the front steps to the front door? They look like they are about to break." The husband replies, "I am not a carpenter, I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware on my forhead? I have had enough of you, I am going to the bar!!!!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.... He startsd to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working. As he gets a beer he notices the frigerator door is fixed. The husband asks, "Honey, How did all this stuff get fixed?" She says, "Well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him." He offered to to do all the repairs and I could either bake him a cake or go to bed with him." The husband asked, "What kind of cake did you bake?" The wife replies, "HELLOOOO.... Do you think I have Betty Crocker written on my forhead?"