A man and his wife were working out in the garden one fall weekend afternoon. The husband stood up, leaned on his rake and remarked to his wife, " I think your butt is really getting big--I mean really big. I'll bet it is bigger than the barbecue grill, it's so big." He walked to the shed, got a tape measure, measured the grill and then his wife's behind and said, "Yep, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue grill". The wife chose to totally ignore him and finished her work in the garden. That night, as they lay in bed, the husband became a little frisky. The wife calmly turned to him and said, "Do you seriously think that I am going to fire up this Big-Assed grill for one little weinie???"
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