A boy was sitting on the pourch with his grand father. The grand father pulled a beer out of the coller and started drinking it. the little boy asked can I have a beer. the grand father replyed can your picker reach your ass hole. the boy replyed no it is a small picker. the grand father then said your not man enough to have a beer.then he pulled out a cigar and started to somke it. the little boy asked can I have one the grand father said is your picker long enough to touch your ass hole. they littl boy said no then walked away. A short time later the little boy returned with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies the grand father asked can I have some of your cookies ang milk. The boy asked is your picker long enough to touch your ass hole. The grand father replyed hell yes. then the little boy said then go fuck yourself Grand ma made these cookies for me.
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