Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
how about "everything happens for a reason",no shit. Doesn't mean it happened for a good reason, maybe somebody just screwed up.
That pops in my head EVERY TIME I drop somthing, say something, ANYTHING WRONG now....
PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!