In the tradition of Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, we announce the forthcoming new hit comedy series..."The Jacker and Bri Bri" We will be targeting certain nefarious individuals who are still suffering from humoritis. This devastating disease afflicts those who are totally without a sense of humor. As we know that humor and laughter are "good medicine" we will seek out the sickest individuals we can and work our magic. Our trusty (and sexy) sidekick, Crapgirl AKA HolyCrap will be on hand to keep things visually stimulating while the Jack and I scratch our heads and figure out what to do next. We will also provide helpful advice on alcoholism when requested. If we can't make something up that's appropriate, we'll send you to Yoda. In all fairness I think tonite's episode should target our own Crapgirl. The floor is open.
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