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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide t...
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Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
Fun with Femine Hygiene
I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner. I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store. ...4 Recommendations25 Comments -
Easter Cats
So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends. I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny? hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...5 Recommendations26 Comments -
Well... Once again I am catching my self overdoing the exercises a bit. I'm not too worried. It may actually be time for me to add reps anyway. I finally finished my exercises. This time it took almost 2 hours. I would have been done earlier, but my mom phoned and chatted for 15 minutes. I find it funny that at over 65 years old, she still feels the need to give me exercising advice about rep...2 Recommendations22 Comments
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Battling The Bra
Why is it that womens undergarments are so much more uncomfortable then mens? It is obvious to me that the 'men' who design them must hate women. There can be no other explanation, especially regarding the concept and design of the various forms of confining womens undergarments that have been popular over the last several centuries. From corsets to girdles to the modern b...1 Recommendation21 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
Well, I had my ET this AM & everything went perfectly. They transferred 2 perfect looking blastocysts & I should know about whether the little boogers will have buried themselves deeply into my womb next Sunday. I have slept most of the day away (my clinic gives Valium for the transfer & needless to say it has stuck with me!) My hubby has been wonderful making sure I had food, tea, do...1 Recommendation26 Comments
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WELL I BOUGHT THIS PLANT FROM THE INTERNET MAIL ORDER HOUSE, ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A 3FT TALL WHITE FLOWERING BUSH, SO I GOT IT ABOUT THE END OF JUN, AND I PLANTED IT, I MADE SURE IT HAD THE BEST SOIL, I BABIED IT AND MADE SURE IT HAD ENOUGH SUN, AND KEPT THE BUGS OFF IT, AND IT GREW...IT WAS GETTING TALLER AND TALLER, SO I TOOK CARE OF IT LIKE A BABY, ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE FLOWERS.....2 Recommendations21 Comments
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OMG, the funniest thing was said at work today:
Background:
My Dad is a big time bird watcher, for 6 years he has been involved with bird watching classes, often getting up at 4am to join them for the best time to see the birds.
He was telling my girl Kimmy last night about some birds that he was hoping to see this AM, sparrows, a rogue parakeet or two, wood cocks, robins...
This morning, Kimmy asked...1 Recommendation31 Comments
