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10:11pm, June 18, 2009
HEY YALL ,BILLY'S DR APPT WENT WELL N HE CAN WALK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,THE KNEE IS SWOLLEN N 6 TO 8 WEEKS TO HEAL THE DR SAID. AM JUST A HANGIN IN HERE NO WORRIES CUZ SURE COULD BE WORSE ,YALL ARE THE BEST,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL
VERIZON N VIAGRA HAVE MERGED N THE NEW SLOGAN IS"CAN YOU FEEL ME NOW!!!"
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HEY YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGZZZZZZZZZZZ..........SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL,AM JUST A HANGIN IN,BILLY HAED HIS KNEE SURGERY 2 WEEKS AGO.THEY REMOVED THE BROKEN PIECE N FIXED 3 LIGAMENT,HE IS JUST A HANGIN IN REAL SORE THO,WE SEE THE DR TODAY N HE SHOULD ALLOW HIM TO START WALKING ON IT TODAY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD THE MS IS THE SAME SORE LEGS,NOT SLEEPING BUT HEY COULD BE WORSE, YALL ARE VERRY SPECIAL I LOVE YALL
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.
Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"
"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.
An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist... However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do.. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table..
After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.
The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano.. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!
Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory..
He bursts in and shouts to his master:
"Master, Master! .....
The Hills are alive,
with the sound of music !"
(I am soooo sorry...... But you really should've seen that coming)
What did you expect...
it's from a demented friend on the Internet. .
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Wishing Billy a quick recovery...The rehab is going to be a rough road Dad will need to encourage him.....You hang in there, we can't let this MS Monster Get us... Loved your story.....Boooooo Love U
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OOO that little story was tooo cute!!! Giggles!!! Do wish Billy a quick recovery and you my friend....well I love ya!
XOXO
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All the very best to Billy ,for a quick ,and relatively pain free recovery......and a big gentle ((hug)) for his dad ,who ,despite his own continuous pain..never fails to bring a smile to us ,who maybe feeling sad or in discomfort ourselves..
hope the rain steers clear of you..thats what keeps me awake ,as it agravates the old joints and back)
Take care ,hope u can catch up on some sleep tonight...hugs and love..sharon xoxx
ps.LOVED the joke...Doh!:):)
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You are a goof ball!!! Positive energy to your boy Billy--he's young and I know he'll be fine in a bit... Take care darling!!! xoxoox Cj
HEY YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL,MY SON BILLY IS SCHEDULED FOR ORTHROSCOPIC SURGEY ON HIS KNEE ON SEPTEMBER 30TH TO FIX THE LIGAMENTS N REPAIR THE PATELLA ,THE DR APPT WAS ROUGH ON HIM TODAY,THEY SCHEDULED THE SURGERY FOR 7 OCT BUT THEY HAD A CANCELATION AND CHANGED IT TO 30SEPT. I MYSELF AM FEELING BETTER SINCE THE STINT 3 WEEKS AGO,HOPE YALL ARE DOING AWESOME WITH EACH DAY GETTING BETTER,I LOVE YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HEALTH TIP OF THE DAY:
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Tim Geithner
Rahm Emmanuel
Chris Dodd
and Barney Frank!
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.
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Brian we'll miss your Grizzly Squishy Hugs since all the BEARS have run away into oblivion thanks to the BULLRUN which started from the 13th JULY and is certainly not showing any signs of ebbing. How about BULLHUGS?? Loool..... Man thats not BULL.
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Glad Billy will be getting mended soon.... Lots of positive healing energy going his way!!! xoxoxo Cj
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and you still have me laughing...prayers going out to yyou and billy...get well soon..
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Super news with Billy....Break me up with the new Slogan too....Hang in there...Huggies Lee Ann
LeeAnn
Great to hear that Billy is on the mend... Imagine viagra... Hmmm... I just hear that it is "toxic"... xo Cj
ddeadred
Oh those knees ......will eventually heal..with therapy..How did it happen that they got hurt in the first place..?
4getmenot
Oh my gosh, just clicked on DS- I love the new slogan!! your my man!
Daisy_Lover
Great news on Billy, really pleased for you and yours SST.
Hugs,Owlxxxx
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