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EhaEha 
2:25pm, June 5, 2009
TODAY I WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING TRULY INSPIRATIONAL
I awoke this morning to the sun dabbling
across my collection of ceramic orphans.
The smell of new-mown flowers filled my olfactories, and
I was reminded of a poem about a basket of kittens.
If only I could share the joy to what it is like to awaken
knowing that another day stands before me.
Another day of inspiring all that are lucky enough to be on my list of 5,338 dear close personal friends.
As my companion Yojo brought me my morning
draught of daisy nectar, my
mind wandered about how to address
those fortunate enough to know how I
was once a mere mortal like them.
Suddenly a rainbow appeared through my
window, and I considered posting a new
photograph of myself, knowing that in
itself might cure those of you with ailments
with one gaze. I might once again grace you with the
tale of how I haven’t had a bowel movement in 30 years.
I was becoming truly concerned that I
might have no entry that would fill your
hearts with love for me!
Ahh, but yet again the fates smiled upon me
and my other dear friend Nena reminded me of the
changing of the season and how every year
I paint all the leaves in beautiful hues for you to admire and think of me. I have not forgotten that at least 1,573 of you live in the
Southern hemisphere, and may feel forgotten.
Fear not for I will, with my greatness I have amassed over
these several months, alter the axis of the earth, so
that flowers will spring forth bringing you thoughts
of me.
Now if you will excuse me I must invite others to bathe in my greatness.
I wish all of you, my dearest and closest of friends, a day as beautiful as I.
Comments
LOL OMG fucking class!! Laughing soooooo hard!! You write so well LOL ....great!! Love you xoxox
SarkyCow
hey, don't hurt you head falling off your own pedistool. (lol)
ZAZAS
Hey, I want some of that happiness. I do get it, when Im outside and look at the beauty around us, Gods creation, the way he gave us so much to appreciate, and yet we abuse this planet, like nothing matters to us. Soon all existence o f man will dissapear and then what. Sorry God I just didn't think it would matter. or in that fact I mattered.mThank him every day for one more day of breath on this earth, one more day to make a difference. Love ya xoxoxo Mary
MarynL
God I love you - you have the ability to make me smile over and over again Tadd - in my world you really are the greatest :D God Bless honey x x x x
Prrrincesstoyou
Oh Tadd, thank you so so much for being my friend and sharing your beauty with all of us here. Ahhhh... I only wish I could be more like you, dear dear Tadd. All my love and flowery good wishes, Kim.
kimxs1
You are so wonderful Tadd and I am so proud to be your friend. I love you!!!
dalecl
Oh Tadd, is this the effects of the epidural?
If so, I want some :*) Very nice writing and it sure puts a smile on my face.
RosanneA
Truly inspirational, touching, informative and mind boggling!!!! I think we should all address you as, "Your Greatness" from now on....as we curtsy. xxxxoooo
lesliew
Very inspiring!Miss you...
Lesa
I'm so happy for you that you had a good bowel movement. That in and of itself can change one's life. You are truly fabuolous.
socalmom61
Oh, you HAVEN'T had a bowel movement. Bummer! My bad... Well, you're still quite fabulous.
socalmom61
I just want to say you have truly inspired me. I want to be your friend. Is is okay? I truly am blessed in your presence. God has just blessed me with your inspirational words. Thank you so much. Have a wonderful Christ filled day.
Julieblr
I am new to Daily Strength and as soon as I read your entry (it was on the home page!), I knew this was where I belonged. May God bless you for all you give to others. I hope that someday I will feel as positive about life as you do. Your sister in Christ, Gwendolyn.
GetBackTime
May the tour bus of happiness stop directly in front of your house and may your farts of pixie dust be forever fragrant.
VirtualDriver
Oh wow, this is like a sign from God himself. I just joined Daily Strength this evening & your journal was the very first thing i saw. Bless you my friend for having so much faith. I hope you have a beautiful day, my dear friend. Thank you so much for the brilliant wors you have written.
sademptysoul
Like Gwendolyn, I just joined. The things you wrote really touched my heart. I didn't completely understand about the ceramic orphans... is Ceramia a region in the former Soviet Union? Please write me back and let me know. I am also thinking about adopting. May your heart continue to be blessed with the light of the sun and the laughter of children. God bless.
LonelyLittleDove
I find your words to be almost exactly what I was thinking this morning. But I wouldn't have a chance of being that wonderful!
Fluffypupppy
You seem to tug on my heartstrings an me weak at my knees. You are like a rose unpicked
Pinkkittens
from a haoli (sp?), you have an outstanding sense of humor. be safe and well. i'll be having medial branch block Th and trying not to piss myself out of fear.oh well, at least i won't piss on the table. wink
idgie
I don't know you yet....... But I hope to be added to your THOUSANDS of dear ones. You truly are INSPIRATIONAL!!!!
GodsLittleOne
What have you been smoking? This is so funny. I am concerned about the bowel movement... sounds like a real need for some castor oil. Keep up the good work cause I think you will get listed. Love ya crazy guy.
Omie
Truly insprirational, you were smoking what?
Deb115
Can I have some of what your smoking? I am sure that would cure my ailments! Seriously..send me some! I am hurting badly!
huskergirl76
That's cute
OnDaRize
oh thats toooo funny, i nearly wet my frilly knickers, which in and of itself, would have neen a worry, as i dont own frilly knickers.lol. you are great...sal
rainbowpatch
LOVE IT! You know you ROCK, right????
MyMiniMonk
Me thinketh thy daisy nectar hath gone to thy head.
Thank you for the laugh, I needed one today!
Prairie
Hey that was really something! Fun and beautiful, a rare treat.
flighty
i wouldnt normally condone this,, but pretty appropriate i must say.,. u might get a thousand requests urself from this post!!
Adrienne28
Wow...talk about constipated! No crap for 30 years. Ouch!
FlowerGrl45
really liked reading it :)
Louise1986