What do you think about Gay Marriage?- I dont think about it lol. But its a good thing :D
Have you ever been bullied?- Ya. In grade two. Then i punched the kid in the face and he spent the rest of lunch hour laying on the ground crying. Why didnt i do that from the start?
Have you ever bullied some one else?-Yup. I Bullied Jesus then i went to hell :O
Do you think the statement "all men are created equal" Everyone is Equal. I Just kick ass lol :P Kidding!
How would you describe your homelife?- ALONE! THANK GOD :D
Have you ever stuck up for someone when they were being bullied?- Ya. And like for real this time, not just a stupid story about Jesus lol
Do you have a deep, dark secret?- Oh the secrets I have.
Who knows this secret?- Some of them are unknown by all
If the love of your life moved four states away, would you stay with them?- Well im alone so does this apply? lol
What are some things that would make you break up with someone?- Cheating on me, being convicted of sexual crimes, getting drunk and calling me Ester Perriwinkle.
Have you ever had something to do with a crime?- Oh so many times its CRAZY!
When was the last time you said I love you and ment it romantically?- May I hide now?
Same as above but to you?- Still hiding me areee
What would you do if the love of your life was in serious danger?- Eliminate the danger.
What was the worst breakup you've ever had?- WAHHHHHHHHHHH
What would you do if you saw a homeless person crying?- Assume they just ate an onion raw.
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?- When i was small and dumb.
What is the worst thing you've ever said to someone?- I denied their existance, and then threatened to murder them, note, with knife in hand
Could you leave the current person you're dating if they cheated?- I am dating nobody, but if I were, I could.
Have you ever been cheated on?- Never.
What song means most to you?- Mad World, or Breaking the Habit.
Which person/people mean most to you?- Mandie and Christy.
How much do you care about family?- I keeeel them :D
Have you ever been disowned from a family member?- Did they actually own me?
Have you ever been disowned from a friend?- Sure why not?
Have you ever disowned someone?- Yup, a few car peoples.
What pattern describes your mood right now?- The pink panda taco ate my uncle doc. I flopped on the floor and cried toilet paper, and drank coke with my eyes.
What color describes your modd right now?- Red.
Can you think of a reasonable answer to why you feel the way you do?- Because i like it.
Have you ever felt as if you lost your One True Love?- Aiyee!
Have you ever actually slept with someone (not sex)?- Um ya. Ive slept with people i dont even know. Oh how the party days of my life were strange. and i mean literal sleep.
How did if feel when you first kissed your current bf/gf?- I dont has one
What does it feel like to hold their hand?- Piee.
Have you ever been forced to do something you didn't want to do?- ya. Its called life.
Who do you think is smarter: You or your Parents?- Anyone. Even my mentally challenged non existent niece lol
Describe what you feel in your heart right now:-PUMP FOR GODS SAKES! WE GONNA DIE! teehee
When you close your eyes, what do you see?- To answer this you would need to leave your sanity at the door and your convictions at home.
What do you dream of?- All people on earth died. I was utterly alone so i destroyed heaven. The corpses of every dead person in existence rained down on me as i attacked animals. Hey, you asked.
Would you take home a hurt animal you found outside?- I cant sadly.
How would you feel if you couldn't have the person you're with?- I am also alone.
What would you do without your best friends?- Explode into doomballs.
What would you do without your family?- Exactly what im doing without them right now lol
If you lost everything, how would you survive?- Been there done that. Its called resiliency.
Would you take care of your sick parents/grandparents?- Parents no. Grandma yes.
What have you accomplished in your life so far?- Survival.
UN- Who was your first roommate?- Sister and her manthing.
DEUX- What was your first job?- Carwash. Sing the song and i swear to God i'll rip your throat off and eat it :)
TROIS- What was your first car?- Shit, an oldsmobile eighty eight or a chevy S10. i dont remember which one
QUATRE- When did you go to your first funeral and viewing?- No idea
CINQ- Who was your first grade teacher?- Mrs. Oldpants. I dunno lol
SEPT- Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Never did. I have been on a military helicopter though
HUIT- Who was your first Best Friend? No idea
DIX- Where was your first sleepover? Also no idea
ONZE- Who is the first person you call when you have had a bad day? I dont know
TREZE- What is the first thing you do in the morning? I usually throw myself out of bed grab my combat knife and look around in a state of terror.
QUATORZE- First tattoo or piercing? My tattoo BIOHAZARD! :D
QUINZE- First crush I dont remember.
SEIZE- current crush? None.
Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth?-no
Have you ever had a pet goldfish?- Yup. I named him "fatty no eyes." true story.
When did you last eat waffles?- When me and Mandie had waffles :D
Does being in love make you gain weight?- haahahahahahahah. idiots make surveys eh?
How old is your oldest cousin?- I think nearly 50.
Do you think Obama has tried drugs?- Should I care?
What color is your bra or boxers? - They are grey. And in the corner over there
What brand is your refrigerator?- Woods? lol
What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?- Maybe moving out?
Would you burn the American flag for a million dollars?- Are you kidding? I would eat AMERICA for that much money!
Where did you get that shirt you're wearing?- NONE! :D
Do you play pranks on April Fools Day? No i do nothing
What is your name?- Chester P Ustwess the third haha :D
Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? Not wearing any.
How many pairs of Converse do you own?- Eighteen or nineteen. MANBLUSH!
There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?- I grab my Pakistan Knife and murder his already dead ass then throw him at small chldren.
Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents?- I didnt need to sneak. They thought i was 21 and named evan..
What did you think of Panic(!) at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name?-Who did what now?
Have you ever gone camping?- Indeed :D
Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s?- I bit down on a wrapped burger unknowingly and swallowed part of the wrapper.
Are you nude while writing this survey?- lol this survey knows me well. And yesI is :D lol i bathed before hand






On you, I totally dont doubt the lack of clothes.
Haha Chester P. Ustwess :D
At least your mentally challenged non existant neice can build things to contain tiny boats. lol
Yeah, i think idiots make surveys lol
InsomniacM