KrusH's Journal

1. Where is your cell phone? In my mouth. I hold it there sometimes

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Is a can of soda

3. Your hair? Needs to be shaved, but is brown
4. Work? Dance dance! :D

5. Your father? Must die.
6. Your favorite thing? Probably cars. Or cola
7. Your dream last night? I was the youngest of three children, with two older sister. i was beaten and abused and kept in a freezer. I escaped and burned the house down with everyone inside.

8. Your favorite drink? Coca-fuckin-cola :D

9. Your dream car? Rolls-Royce Phantom or a 76 caprice

10. The room you’re in? Is yellow

11. Your pet? Joseph, an egg

12. Your fears? Losing any of my important friends. Ants and spiders

13. What will you be doing in 10 years? DANCE DANCE!
14. Where did you hang out last night? Bed
15. What you’re not good at? a lot..

16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? I dunno, on some people it looks good

17. One of your wish list items?A GReddy 38mm Turbo?

18. Where you grew up? Whitecourt
19. The last thing you did? Mandie Panda :D

20. What are you wearing? Pants! im not naked this time...
21. What aren’t you wearing? A shirt, socks, most things.
23. Your computer? Refuses to make me a sandwhich.
24. Your life? Ended once.
25. Your mood? Isnt bad
26. Missing? A lot

27. Who are you thinking about right now? Wouldnt you like to know? lol

28. Your car? Chantel or Maurice? lol
29. Your work? Im a whore! :D
30. Your summer? Was hot! lol
31. Your relationship status? Happily married to a tree

32. Your favorite colour? Greeeny
33. When is the last time you laughed? Probably last night

34. Last time you cried? Long ago
35. School? Is a bitch.

MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell es mucho bueno

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Its a local place. Great steak
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? a nice rare beef porterhouse steak

What do you like to put on your toast? Peanut butter, or honey

What is your favorite type of gum? Bubbley Gum :D

What is your favorite type of tea? Tea sucks ass.

TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Blackness. Just a black empty screen
How many televisions are in your house? four?
Do you use a laptop or desktop? Desktop

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.

Do you like your smile? nope nope
What’s your best feature? My toes. How should i know? lol

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Other than billions of red blood cells?

When was the last time you had a cavity? recent.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? I cant lift anything, I have no iron in my blood. I almost fainted trying to lift my cat. I’m beyond pathetic right now.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Not that I remember. Im pretty sure it happened though.

BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? Maybe.

Is love for real? Is pie real? What is real? is blue real? am I real?

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Oh hell yes. to Joe Kickass

What color do you think looks best on you? Is naked a colour? lol

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? All the time.

DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? I'll do it for 4 bucks. Honestly

Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? Noooo
Would you never blog again for $50,000? totally
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I'll do it for free!

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Ive done it for 3 bucks. I was shitting fire

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? I did it for free lol
What is in your left pocket? Knifey
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? Its a sack of worthless shit.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? Sit
Could you live with roommates? If they were certain people
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? None. they annoy me

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Not too long ago

What do you want to be when you grow up? older
Have you ever got drunk/high with a friend? ya

FAVORITOLOGY
Number? 454 maybe 383
Seasons? weenter
Movies? fight club or children of men

Store? anywhere with foood

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? …. my car

Do you smile often? No

Are you a friendly person? Yeah aparently