Join Now
LarryLDN 
5:33pm, November 11, 2009
Got this in email yesterday. May be true but I won't get a dog either.
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
14. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
13. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
12. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
11. A dog's parents never visit.
The top 10 reasons:
10. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
6. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
5. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
4. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
3. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
2. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And the #1 reason why some men have dogs and not wives:
1. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Comments
Hey Larry, that is HILARIOUS!! LMAO!!! Thank you!
(Do I detect a hint of bitterness? Just kidding!!).
shevan
Consider getting one - I'm crazy/mad about mine, and the love as you know is unconditional! They will never ignore you (just the opposite)!
shevan
I thought you would like that!
Sunnybrook35
I am going to send it to my nephew whose girl just cheated on him!!! This is great...thanks Larry
nemcgrath
Hi Larry,
This was great...Take care, Smiles and hugs
LeeAnn
good morning Larry,that was just so FUNNY have a bless day
threed
Hahaha Hey, were there pics that did not come through?
olelady
they only show in the email, I'd have to upload them all individually.. just 14 pics of various dogs
LarryLDN
Toooooo funny honey!!!!!!
nancy2
That's great, Larry! I'm going to copy it and send it to my brother. _Diane
dlee
Another reason - Dogs do not nag!!
shevan
very funny larry
tweety68
TOO BAD IT'S TRUE.....LOL
feisty
Hey Stinker, I was a wife once......but yeh, it is true. XXOO Gracie
Grace53a
Hey, that is really not fair. I'll have you know that my husband finds me VERY amusing when I'm drunk! Especially if I throw my clothes on the floor, yell "Come on, Bitch! Let's go huntin!", strap a studded collar around my neck, hand him the leash, and drag his ass to the bed of his pickup truck where I show him how to shoot a big one!" LMAO
Aydansmom
oh, btw, a woman sent it to me originally ;) and I don't own a dog, or cats
LarryLDN
Men and women are sooo different. This kind of says it all. Have a great day!
Karen
> A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>
> One who loves to listen long,
>
> One who thinks before he speaks,
>
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
>
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
>
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>
> Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
>
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>
> And always be my very best friend
>
>
> A MAN'S PRAYER:
>
>
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
> a bar, on a golf course, and loves to send me golfing and drinking.
>
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
>
ThatsFine