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  MrsTDC (10/11/09)

  Wishing you the timeless gift of God's love,
  The priceless blessing of His presence in you life. Hugs, frieda
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  SST (10/08/09)

  Don't know if it's true but it is funny!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
  
  
  
  Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
  
  
  
  
  Hi Sue,
  
  Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
  
  Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all
  Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
  
  As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
  So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature..
  It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
  
  Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
  What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
  
  Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
  
  The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
  
  When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
  
  I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
  
  Needless to say I aborted the dive.. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
  
  When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
  
  The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
  So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
  
  Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
  
  Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
  
  May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
  
  
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  SST (09/26/09)

  Penguins
  
  
  
  Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in
  Antarctica - where do they go?
  
  Wonder no more!
  
  It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
  lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
  
  The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as
  well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
  throughout its life.
  
  If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
  family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using
  their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the
  dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
  
  The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and
  sing:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
  
  
  
  
  
  "Then they kick him in the ice hole."
  
  You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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  MrsTDC (09/26/09)

  may God's hands touch your heart with healing and your life with blessing,as He cradles you in love all the days of your life. Love, frieda
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  daddyslittlegirl90 (09/26/09)

  heya hun sorry ya having a rough time of it atm. u are a great daughter and im sure your mum appreciates it :) yeh too much going on for me to take in atm ill send ya a message to explain in breif coz some of it i dont want on here yanno. .huge hugs for you
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  Chris1981 (09/23/09)

  special delivery! :) Hi Sharon, and family! :) we are sending lots of love, and sunny hugs, from all of us here in CT. :)
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  Rocky7 (09/21/09)

  For the worlds very best mum ,and one who`ll ALWAYS be my superhero:)
  Soooooooooo very proud of you mum ,and all you have gone through and achieved in the last few months.....you`ve not only shown me how brave you are ,how determined you are ,but what a trooper you are ,and always will be..
  We ALL love you so very much ,and cannot express just how much pride comes with all that love.....
  take it easy....please don`t overdo things.........love you to the stars and back.......sharon xoxoxoxoxoox
  MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH..!
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  MrsTDC (09/19/09)

  Wishing you the timeless gift of God's love,
  The priceless blessing of His presence in you life. Hugs, frieda
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  gabbygal (09/18/09)

  Some chicken soup for you and Shirley made with love!
  Hope you are both on the mend?? Read my latest journal if you have time. Haven't been here for any length of time lately. Too much going on and DS is so S-L-O-W!! Aggravates me as I don't have all day to wait for something to post!!! LOL
  Love and Hugs to both of you,
  Gabby xoxoxoxoxoxox
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  SST (09/16/09)

  AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
  
  An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the
  casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros
  on a single roll of the dice.
  
  She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
  completely nude'.
  
  With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
  an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
  
  As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
  squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
  
  She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
  clothes and quickly departed.
  
  The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
  Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
  The other answered,
  'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
  
  MORAL OF THE STORY -
  Not all Irish are drunks,
  not all blondes are dumb,
  but all men...are men.

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