Journal Entry for July 14, 2007
hi,my name is shirley,i was just getting used to being on here when i had a hiccup with my computer.have had to change my user name from …
my name is shirley.live 4 my family, 2, kids, 3 grandkids.love ballroom dancing reading tv etc.i, lost my husband last year, so my family are very important.i live by the sea in a quiet village.have had menieres disease, which has just been put under control, by a specialist.they r what my daughter calls "mums wonder pills".would like to chat and make new friends.also have high blood pressure and hyperthyroidism.it can slow me down a bit , but i like 2 think i keep quite fit
my name is shirley.live 4 my family, 2, kids, 3 grandkids.love ballroom dancing reading tv etc.i, lost my husband last year, so my family are very important.i live by the sea in a quiet village.have had menieres disease, which has just been put under control, by a specialist.they r what my daughter calls "mums wonder pills".would like to chat and make new friends.also have high blood pressure and hyperthyroidism.it can slow me down a bit , but i like 2 think i keep quite fit
i, love ballroom dancing, which i did 4 many years.still love to watch it on tv.i like to read, but my main priorities are my family.would like to meet anyone else on their own who needs a friend and would be a friend.love to hear from you!
i, love ballroom dancing, which i did 4 many years.still love to watch it on tv.i like to read, but my
hi,my name is shirley,i was just getting used to being on here when i had a hiccup with my computer.have had to change my user name from …
Wishing you the timeless gift of God's love,
The priceless blessing of His presence in you life. Hugs, frieda
Don't know if it's true but it is funny!
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature..
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive.. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in
Antarctica - where do they go?
Wonder no more!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as
well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the
dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and
sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."
You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
may God's hands touch your heart with healing and your life with blessing,as He cradles you in love all the days of your life. Love, frieda
heya hun sorry ya having a rough time of it atm. u are a great daughter and im sure your mum appreciates it :) yeh too much going on for me to take in atm ill send ya a message to explain in breif coz some of it i dont want on here yanno. .huge hugs for you
hi,my name is shirley,and ive ben suffering from menieres for about 12.years now.i,used to be unable 2 leave home,as i had beentaking stemitil,prescribed by my gp.but i got so dizzy,and sick fast it didnt work.now,i feel like a new person,with what my family call,my wonder drug! its called betahistine,i,take 16.mg.3x.daily,and its transformed my life.!would love to chat,and maybe help,or advise any one with this terrible condition.with luv,shirleyx
hi,my name is shirley,i lost my wonderful husband,last year.i,miss him terribly,but have good family and friends,who are always here 4 me.
to offer support,make new friends ,and keep up with any new ds technical changes